Down Down Songs

How many times have you not quite caught all of the words in the many many hash songs that Webfart and Full Term have introduced over the years?  No more worries! The words to the more popular songs will appear here, with more to be added over time.


The short song where the title is longer than the song itself.

This is your down song. It isn’t very long.
Drink it down down down down down down down


You’re really pretty useless.  Mee mee mee mee meee…

You’re really pretty useless.
You’re really pretty dumb.
If it wasn’t for your mother,
You’d be a spot of cum.

Drink it down down down down down down down


 

You ought to be publicly pissed on.

You ought to be publicly pissed on.
You ought to be publicly shot.  Bang bang!
You ought to be tied to a urinal*,
And left there to fester and rot.

Drink it down down down down down down down

(*pronounced you-rye-null of course. Or shithouse.)


 

All Australians

All Australians are born illegitimate, born illegitimate, born illegitimate.
All Australians are born illegitimate.
Bastards through and through.

They ain’t got no birth certificate, birth certificate, birth certificate.
They ain’t got no birth certificate.
Bastards through and through

[optional 3rd verse]
They have no clue who their daddies are, who their daddies are, who their daddies are
They have no clue who their daddies are.
Bastards through and through.

Drink it down, down down, down, etc. etc.


The Hares Song 
[Optional:
The mayor of Bayswater, He has a lovely daughter,
And the hairs on her dick-di-do,  Hang down to her knees,]

And the hairs,
And the hairs,
And the hairs on her dicky-di-do hang down to her knees,
One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way.

Drink it down down down down down down down down……


Twenty Toes

There is a game called twenty toes,

It’s played around the to-own.

Women play with ten toes up,

And men with ten toes down down down down down down down down…


The Hashstones  (to the tune of The Flintstones) 

Hashers, meet the Hashers,

They’re the biggest drunks in history.

From the town of [insert visitor’s home hash]

They’re the leaders in debauchery.

Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years.

Watch them, as they down a load of beers.

Down down.

Drink it down down,

down-down down-down down-down down down,

Down-down down-down, down

down-down down-down, down dooooowwwwwwwn……


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Posted October 23, 2015 by oxfordhashhouseharriers